February 2012
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ask me things. pick me apart.
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I refuse to smoke weed, I rely on God to take me...
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My lack of knowing Spanish saved my life once
I lived in El Paso growing up, and I was pretty much the only Asian kid in a heavily Mexican populated area. Deadass, I might as well have told people I came from Mexico. I don’t even consider El Paso as a part of Texas.
But yeah.
I was chilling with my neighbor doing ignorant kid shit like riding bikes and throwing rocks at passing cars while hiding behind fences when this broke ass car...
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Thank you based god for yoga pants. Giving women with unfortunate asses a second chance.